incredibly mushy…sobrang cheesy!!


Posted on : 10-07-2009 | By : | In : chuva...chenelie...eklabuz

Its always been such a delight to read that during high-stress situations its very healthy to write down list of what gives you joy….these can be people, events, experiences, things like text messages which would break you into spontaneous smile or laughter.

This post is actually inspired by john lloyd cruz and bea alonzo’s greenwich commercial when papa lloydie utters…”hindi tayo tao…hindi tayo hayop…bagay tayo…bagay na bagay” then out of the blue their barkadas shouted….”sobrang cheesy” whoaa….well its one of those bubblegum cutesy lines which whether we like it or not can really find its way into our hearts…i tell yah… it would rock your world…ngeee!!

Only this morning i managed to ask 5 persons….3 cousins and 2 friends if they could send me some cute slash mushy slash ….uber to the max aawwww “baduy” messages….surprisingly all of them responded overwhelmingly but a lot were jokes ranging from pacman and nanay dionisia funny antics to some “greeny stuff” from a recent video scandal of katrina and hayden which i find difficult to consider at all. I have some list tucked in my “jurassic celphone” though and i’m just thankful that for an unknown reason i didn’t just threw it in a wind….it came as an interesting topic as it would elicit some chika on the side yehey!!… so guys eto naaa….i ranked it from 5th to 1st spot.

5. Do me a favor please? Put your right hand on your left shoulder…then squeeze…yan…that’s my morning hug for you…..feel mo?

4. Chocolate ka sa puso ko, Milk Nougat ka sa feelings ko, Butterscotch ka sa pagmamahal ko….Ay naku pag kinalimutan mo ako…BUKAYO ka na lang sa paningin ko!!

3.The brain can store great memory, yet time has the power to erase it. All may be forgotten in time, but not the texting we share because i keep it in a place called SIM HEART…

2. Did you know that the expression WALA LANG could mean…I LOVE YOU SO MUCH…..wonder why i’m telling you this huh? WALA LANG…

1. You’re the mango of my pie…keso of my monay…teeth of my suklay…fingers in my kamay… blood of my atay…bubble of my laway…ewwww….cure to my aray…my love habang buhay…..

waaahhhh sobrang cheessyy!!

One Day in Your Life (my very own tribute to MJ the King of Pop)


Posted on : 09-07-2009 | By : | In : me...myself and I...a super-ultimate FAN


Michael Joseph Jackson was born on August 29, 1958, the seventh child of Joseph Walter Jackson and Katherine Esther Scruse. He made his debut as a young singer in 1964 as a member of the Jackson 5, he begun a solo career in 1971 that led him to be hailed as one and only King of POP, he became a dominant figure in American popular music and culture, his Thiller album remains the world’s best selling album of all time..beyond his success on recording industry, he popularized a number of physically super complicated dance technique popularly known as “moonwalk” with his elaborate stage performances his distinctive musical sound and vocal style influenced many hip hop, pop music and contemporary RnB across several generations. Gary V for one has evolved with MJ’s style at 44 years old can still move and groove like the King of Pop.

I can still recall how my brother Eric would sing his heart out ala Michael. His own rendition of the song BEN was great…he has gifted with a musicality that way too admirable in his age. Yeah it is true that many of us have been his fans for the longest time now and that our lives have one way or another have touched by his music and his magic.

Whew karir grabee..little did i know that i would in one day make a tribute to MJ who was a part of everyone’s life…back in the time of 45 rpm and long playing album (LP) read: plaka…helloooo di pa ito alam ng mga kids and cassette tapes yay…it was in this period when internet or even CDs was not even conceived yet…but life then albeit simple was so memorable and sweet….all we had that time was 101 songhits bought from Ka Nelia Duran’s store near the old public market at Angara Street… Eric’s inclination to music is truly impeccable from being a fan of Beatles & MJ… when he was still a toddler… to think that we at that time was deprived of TV and that our “jurassic REMS radio” can truly attest how we would at one point be inclined to music…do you know that we were super avid listeners of Kasey Casem’s top 40 aired at DWIZ….long before the evolution of MTV. We have lived our lives to our Tatay’s lullaby from Nat King Cole, Mat Monroe and Perry Como hits. How could one forget Michael when he was always there in our consciousness? How could one forget the song….”give love on christmas day”…matter of fact it was the only christmas song that i love to sing again and again and again….OA naaa….

people making list….buying special gifts…taking time…to be kind to one and all….hooo-hu-hooo…as a child… cannot complete it without making an emphasis to… hooo-hu-hooo

I also remember how my favorite sitcom “John and Marsha” which starred Dolphy and Nida Blanca adopted the song “Don’t Stop Till You Get Enough” for its theme song….’kaya John magsumikap…kaya magsumikap kaa”

here are my top fave MJ songs…..sooobraa…the music and his memories would definitely live forever in our deepest of hearts.

magsumikap kaa”

here are my top fave MJ songs…..sooobraa…the music and his memories would definitely live forever in our deepest of hearts.


Ben, the two of us need look no more
We both found what we were looking for
With a friend to call my own
I’ll never be alone
And you my friend will see
You’ve got a friend in me
(You’ve got a friend in me)

Ben, you’re always running here and there
(Here and there)
You feel you’re not wanted anywhere
If you ever look behind
And don’t like what you find
There’s something you should know
You’ve got a place to go
(You’ve got a place to go)

I used to say “I” and “me”
Now it’s “us”, now it’s “we”
I used to say “I” and “me”
Now it’s “us”, now it’s “we”

Ben, most people would turn you away
I don’t listen to a word they say
They don’t see you as I do
I wish they would try to
I’m sure they’d think again
If they had a friend like Ben
(A friend)
Like Ben
(Like Ben)
Like Ben

“One Day In Your Life”

One day in your life
You’ll remember a place
Someone touching your face
You’ll come back and you’ll look around, you’ll . . .

One day in your life
You’ll remember the love you found here
You’ll remember me somehow
Though you don’t need me now
I will stay in your heart
And when things fall apart
You’ll remember one day . . .

One day in your life
When you find that you’re always waiting
For a love we used to share
Just call my name, and I’ll be there

You’ll remember me somehow
Though you don’t need me now
I will stay in your heart
And when things fall apart
You’ll remember one day . . .

One day in your life
When you find that you’re always lonely
For a love we used to share
Just call my name, and I’ll be there


Sadness had been close as my next of kin
Then Happy came one day, chased my blues away
My life began when Happy smiled
Sweet, like candy to a child
Stay here and love me just a while
Let sadness see what Happy does
Let Happy be where Sadness was

Happy, that’s you
You made my life brand new
Lost as a little lam was I, till you came in
My life began when Happy smiled
Sweet, like candy to a child
Stay here and love me just a while
Let sadness see what Happy does
Let Happy be where Sadness was
(Till now)

Where have I been?
What lifetime was I in?
Suspended between time and space
Lonely until Happy came smiling up at me
Sadness had no choice but to flee
I said a prayer so silently
Let Sadness see what Happy does
Let Happy be where Sadness was
Till now

Happy, yeah yeah
Happy, oehoe happy

happy oh yeah HappyHuman Nature
[fade out]

Human Nature

1st verse
Looking out
Across the night-time
The city winks a sleepless eye
Hear her voice
Shake my window
Sweet seducing sighs
2nd verse
Get me out
Into the night-time
Four walls wont hold me tonight
If this town
Is just an apple
Then let me take a bite

If they say -
Why, why, tell em that is human nature
Why, why, does he do me that way
If they say -
Why, why, tell em that is human nature
Why, why, does he do me that way

3rd verse
Reaching out
To touch a stranger
Electric eyes are evrywhere
See that girl
She knows Im watching
She likes the way I stare

If they say -
Why, why, tell em that is human nature
Why, why, does he do me that way
If they say -
Why, why, tell em that is human nature
Why, why, does he do me that way
I like livin this way
I like lovin this way
(instrumental section)
4th verse
Looking out
Across the morning
The citys heart begins to beat
Reaching out
I touch her shoulder
Im dreaming of the street

If they say -
Why, why, tell em that is human nature
Why, why, does he do me that way
If they say -
Why, why, tell em that is human nature
Why, why, does he do me that way
I like livin this way

“Man In The Mirror”

I’m Gonna Make A Change,
For Once In My Life
It’s Gonna Feel Real Good,
Gonna Make A Difference
Gonna Make It Right . . .

As I, Turn Up The Collar On My
Favourite Winter Coat
This Wind Is Blowin’ My Mind
I See The Kids In The Street,
With Not Enough To Eat
Who Am I, To Be Blind?
Pretending Not To See
Their Needs
A Summer’s Disregard,
A Broken Bottle Top
And A One Man’s Soul
They Follow Each Other On
The Wind Ya’ Know
‘Cause They Got Nowhere
To Go
That’s Why I Want You To

I’m Starting With The Man In
The Mirror
I’m Asking Him To Change
His Ways
And No Message Could Have
Been Any Clearer
If You Wanna Make The World
A Better Place
(If You Wanna Make The
World A Better Place)
Take A Look At Yourself, And
Then Make A Change
(Take A Look At Yourself, And
Then Make A Change)
(Na Na Na, Na Na Na, Na Na,
Na Nah)

I’ve Been A Victim Of A Selfish
Kind Of Love
It’s Time That I Realize
That There Are Some With No
Home, Not A Nickel To Loan
Could It Be Really Me,
Pretending That They’re Not

A Willow Deeply Scarred,
Somebody’s Broken Heart
And A Washed-Out Dream
(Washed-Out Dream)
They Follow The Pattern Of
The Wind, Ya’ See
Cause They Got No Place
To Be
That’s Why I’m Starting With
(Starting With Me!)

I’m Starting With The Man In
The Mirror
I’m Asking Him To Change
His Ways
And No Message Could Have
Been Any Clearer
If You Wanna Make The World
A Better Place
(If You Wanna Make The
World A Better Place)
Take A Look At Yourself And
Then Make A Change
(Take A Look At Yourself And
Then Make A Change)

I’m Starting With The Man In
The Mirror
I’m Asking Him To Change His
(Change His Ways-Ooh!)
And No Message Could’ve
Been Any Clearer
If You Wanna Make The World
A Better Place
(If You Wanna Make The
World A Better Place)
Take A Look At Yourself And
Then Make That . . .
(Take A Look At Yourself And
Then Make That . . .)

I’m Starting With The Man In
The Mirror,
(Man In The Mirror-Oh
I’m Asking Him To Change
His Ways
(Better Change!)
No Message Could Have
Been Any Clearer
(If You Wanna Make The
World A Better Place)
(Take A Look At Yourself And
Then Make The Change)
(You Gotta Get It Right, While
You Got The Time)
(’Cause When You Close Your
You Can’t Close Your . . .Your
(Then You Close Your . . .
That Man, That Man, That
Man, That Man
With That Man In The Mirror
(Man In The Mirror, Oh Yeah!)
That Man, That Man, That Man
I’m Asking Him To Change
His Ways
(Better Change!)
You Know . . .That Man
No Message Could Have
Been Any Clearer
If You Wanna Make The World
A Better Place
(If You Wanna Make The
World A Better Place)
Take A Look At Yourself And
Then Make A Change
(Take A Look At Yourself And
Then Make A Change)
Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!
Na Na Na, Na Na Na, Na Na,
Na Nah
(Oh Yeah!)
Gonna Feel Real Good Now!
Yeah Yeah! Yeah Yeah!
Yeah Yeah!
Na Na Na, Na Na Na, Na Na,
Na Nah
(Ooooh . . .)
Oh No, No No . . .
I’m Gonna Make A Change
It’s Gonna Feel Real Good!
Come On!
(Change . . .)
Just Lift Yourself
You Know
You’ve Got To Stop It.
(Yeah!-Make That Change!)
I’ve Got To Make That Change,
(Man In The Mirror)
You Got To
You Got To Not Let Yourself . . .
Brother . . .
(Yeah!-Make That Change!)
You Know-I’ve Got To Get
That Man, That Man . . .
(Man In The Mirror)
You’ve Got To
You’ve Got To Move! Come
On! Come On!
You Got To . . .
Stand Up! Stand Up!
Stand Up!
(Yeah-Make That Change)
Stand Up And Lift
Yourself, Now!
(Man In The Mirror)
Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!
(Yeah-Make That Change)
Gonna Make That Change . .



Posted on : 05-06-2009 | By : | In : EMOTE ka dyan!!

Maraming bagay sa mundo ang hindi natin lubusang maintindihan…napagkalooban na tayo ng napakaraming pagkakataong mapagtanto o mapag-aralan ang likas na kahinaan at katatagan ng tao sa lahat ng sandali, ngunit hindi pa rin natin kayang hulaan ang maaring mangyari sa atin…ang buhay nga ba ay isang walang katapusang sugal? Nakakapanghina…nakakawalang pag-asa, hanggang kailan natin ipaglalaban ang mga bagay na nais nating makamit? Nakatuon ang ating atensyon kung paano natin mabibigyang katuparan ang ating mga pangarap sa pamamaraang nais natin…sa mas mabilis na paraan… i want things done my way….sa pamamaraang gusto ko…walang makakapigil sa akin….kahit na sino….harangan man ako ng sibat….habulin man ako ng sampung demonyo… by hook or by crook….gonna get it by all means….

Ngunit sa kabila ng walang humpay na pag-asam…hindi lahat ng bagay ay tunay na nakalaan sa atin…we win some….we lose some ika nga….maraming beses ring nagiging “unfair” ang sitwasyon….o mga pangyayari….at maging ng mga taong nasa paligid natin.. na tila baga mga pasaway sa mundo na nagiging mga “talangka” na hinahangad ang ating kabiguan….ngunit sa patuloy nating pakikipagsapalaran sa buhay ay natututo tayong tumanggap ng matinding hamon at magtagumpay sa kabila ng hindi matatawarang hirap at pagpapakasakit.

Mapagbiro nga ba ang buhay? Kahit halos ibuwis mo na ang lahat ng pagsisikap at lahat ng hirap ay naranasan mo na, wala pa ring pagbabago….nakalugmuk ka pa rin na tila wala ng katapusan….kung kaya’t maraming nilalang ang sumusuko….nagpapatiwakal at sumasailalim sa matinding depresyon hatid ng kawalang pag-asa…kanino ako hihingi ng tulong?sino ang aakay sa akin? paano na ang buhay namin?

Sa gitna ng hilahil at pangamba, isang katapangan ang bumubuhay sa ating kaisipan…tunay na nakapagtataka na sa isang iglap ay lumilipas ang sakit at napapalitan ng ginhawa taglay ang pananampalataya na malalampasan natin ang anumang dalahin…ang pagkapit natin sa Poong Maykapal ang tanging kasagutan sa lahat ng mga katanungang patuloy na bumabagabag sa atin, ang katatagan at pagtalima sa kung ano ang tama at nararapat ang tunay na makapagbibigay sa atin pagkakataong manatili sa liwanag.

my one and only NANAY


Posted on : 10-05-2009 | By : | In : sounds family

originally posted at fb
mother’s day, may 10

We all love our mothers save for some telenovela exemptions….yes….we all love our mothers without question….and I love my Nanay with all my heart and soul…this piece has brought some tears into my eyes remembering how the kind of Nanay she was…….caring…..loving….selfless… she had moved heaven and earth for us..….i felt like my heart is about to explode any moment now…..the thoughts were raising inside my head..tears were welling up in my eyes….ahhh…..i missed her so much!!!

Today May 10 we celebrate….MOTHER’S DAY giving tribute to the most important woman in our
lives….our mother!!! Nanay was and still is our unsung hero….such a wind beneath our wings…undoubtedly she did wonderful things on earth like bringing out the
best in her three wonderful children…( I really mean wonderful….to the max
whehehe)…I cannot imagine surviving a life without her…not to mention the fact that I knew
nothing about everything then…she protected me from all kinds of harm along the
way…including the bad men in the universe…it was if she continued her mission
in heaven to take care of me until now… to shield me from all those misfortunes
of a sorry….unhappy….miserable married life…haha!! she was there practically in spirits when I’m happy and when I’m sad..

Life with her wasn’t an entire bliss though…I didn’t understand her most of the time…I also had my share of endless “sermons”with her for being “maulit and stubborn”….her voice seemed to be inside my head until now….kukurut-kurutin kata riyan…pakimay-kimay ka… dalian mo na…mahuhuli ka na…alas kuatro pa lang nakasaing na ako..makita ninyu pag nahuli kayu!!! tsk…tsk…putris na bata itu ay…o nag-hindas ka na naman..wala ka talaga kadala-dala…it struck me as something as annoying and irritating to hear her say it over and over again….i hated her for repeating things religously in my face not to mention the fact that she never allowed me to spend an overnight with my best friends house or maligo sa ilog… I was so obedient with her that I cannot afford to have a life…whew…it was as if my life was totally revolved… dependent on her that the earth would not turn its axis without her in it..

But things changed when I get a little bit older…she had given me an opportunity to
decide on my own (yet suspiciously) and to cook freely without imposing something what she would
have wanted…I knew at one point that she hated hamburgers and my macaroni salad…o ay anu naman masarap dyan? but she was prompted to taste it and have accepted it without an objection….i knew in
my heart that she loved my spaghetti but she never told me about it anyways…

I’m an asthmatic and sickly since I was a child and perhaps her being protective of me at all cost can speak of how tireless she really was….she was there to take care of me at all times….she played a well rounded Nanay to the hilt….. we loved everything about her…especially her super sarap gulaman.. suman and dinuguan and her “laba” that smelled more like a thousand downy which she inherited from Ina…our super grandmother.

There have been a lot of things which we all didn’t understand like why she had to go and leave us…I cannot imagine why bad things happen to good people…we didn’t do any harm to anyone nor have done anything bad to other people to deserve this…of course there were reasons behind it… but until now I just cannot shake it off…it still hurts….i want to rip off my chest and take away my heart..…ahh there are a lot of robbers, adulterers who deserve to die ten times over and yet…are still alive creating havocs..and swinging gracefully in the dance floor.

I can go on and on uttering my endless affection with her and…no matter how bad things get at times…..her memories and her love would always stay in our hearts forever…

WE LOVE YOU NANAY…thanks so much for your unconditional love… you were far beyond compare….ANY WOMAN CAN GIVE BIRTH BUT IT TAKES A SPECIAL PERSON TO BE A REAL MOTHER that puts her children’s needs over and above her own!!!

HAPPY MOTHER’s day…nanay……pakigaya mwaaaaaahhh!!

chasing waterfalls


Posted on : 10-04-2009 | By : | In : ravishing AURORA


located within the Ditumabo-Diteki Watershed in San Luis, this 43-meter high waterfall is a sight to behold amidst tall hardwoods, green shrubbery and mountain vines.

Aurora Province natural wealth is truly a wonder in its finest. You finally set foot at the place when the cool refreshing air greets you marched by lush forest of the Sierra Madre Mountain. You would heave a sigh of relief on a tiresome travel realizing that there’s more to it than meets the eye.

My cousin Tops, a former Provincial Tourism Officer claimed it as “a sanctuary of nature’s splendor”. Aurora is home to the country’s oldest surfing community. The local surfer’s love affair with the sport traces its roots to the filming of the classic “Apocalypse Now” megged by one of the critically acclaimed directors of Hollywood, Francis Ford Coppola, father of equally talented director Sofia and uncle of my favorite actor Nicolas Cage. A popular surfing scene was shot in the province in the 70’s, thus the name Charlie’s Point (river mouth break) came up. The movie would always have a soft spot in our hearts since a portion of our late grandmother’s parcel of land was chosen as one of the location sites of the film… My brother Eric and I were much too young then never realizing the fact that Nicolas and Sophia also kids then were surprisingly tagged along by the great director.

Aurora is a treasure haven with a lot of breathtaking sights- towering waterfalls, caves, natural rock formations, picturesque…pristine beaches rivers and lakes, truly one of a kind playground catering to outdoor activities that lifts your spirits up such as surfing, boating, diving, spelunking and mountain trekking.

It so amazing to look at the picture of a clear blue
sky and look down on a fantastic steep descent of a crystal clear water not to mention the fact that it gives a refreshing kind of feeling
that can make someone melt with a smile that warms a heart. Nature has its own mystery; it has its own splendor that none of us could ever
explain where it really came from….its a gift… mystifying at that….
which leaves us in awe. It says that the best feelings are those that
have no words to describe them. The mere thought of gazing with God’s creation can relieve us with so much worries and hate. It’s good to be alive anyway.


Acclaimed as the cleanest inland body of water in Region III, this 100-meter high waterfall stands majestically on the lush forest of Dinalungan.

If mountain climbing is your hobby….then I congratulate you…(if you can do it alone..i salute you)…I cannot hahaha….for me it is a sheer torture, aha…I know very well about the stuff on a certain thingy on human spirit tested beyond endurance chuva chever…yeah it’s true but unfortunately in my case…tsk…tsk……I definitely have nothing to do with endurance or courage to trek the mountain or (even an aisle hehe) at the steepest points….it’s more of a horrible stuff that might put me into a big blue trouble that I might slide down on my back then fall headlong into a “bangin” then die horribly…but .i tell you I’m not
proud of it…this explains how pakloy….payog….lampa I am… but don’t
worry I’m not going to give you my personal accounts on being a “reyna ng sablay”actually I have truckloads of it that I’m going to share
someday whehehe of course I don’t wanna ruin your mood… so I just clump up in my shell contented enough to look at the pictures in a magazine or browse a thing or two at batangbaler webby…yeah…thanks guys.

Kaunayan Falls located at L. Pimentel, San Luis….the most popular picnic site in the nearby town…

You think i haven’t been to any of these wondrous sites? Well fortunately…I’ve been to Bulawan Falls in Dinalungan….and of course to Kaunayan and Ditumabo Falls in San Luis only…it takes time…and an A1 determination of faith and courage to reach all these sites…i cannot imagine anybody from Baler or nearby towns in Aurora who have not seen these fantastic places…definitely…that’s just one of the reasons why we have to feel proud that we live in this province….you see we have a lot stuff to smile about it’s not everyday where we can take a breather from our well defined stressful and chaotic lives. Just a glimpse on this picture would relieve you from all those pressures.WOW!!


grabee sa WOW

If after seeing these majestic… amazing spots and you didn’t feel anything or no twinge of gladness running down your spine ngiii.. stuff like all caps OH MY GOD I LUV IT!!… ….well….tsk…tsk…i
may conclude right away that you are about to pop out in this world and about to meet our creator up above or just down there…whichiswhich guys? I dunno about you but we have to congratulate ourselves who aren’t deprived yet of a clean fresh air and natural…not man made waterfalls..…can we all sing….TLC’s……oh so bagay to the max….tadaaaa

Don’t go chasing waterfalls
Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that
You’re used to
I know that you’re gonna have it your way
Or nothing at all
But I think you’re moving too fast

I don’t know who said this lines but i have to thank him/her for this…. it rings true… “a thing of beauty is a joy forever..its loveliness increases and it will never past into nothingness”

All things considered….it makes a perfect sense to see this best kept nature treasures….tara naa here!!! now naaa!!

wanna thank bb for the super nice pics!!



Posted on : 27-03-2009 | By : | In : anything BALER

A tribyut to Baleriano’s
Akaw ay PART 3 na itu mga abay yehey
-apo ni ka ode-

Hindi kailanman kayang bayaran ang mga ngiti o tawa na nagmumula sa puso
Hindi kayang arukin ang yaman ng mga salita na tunay na hindi malilimutan…kakaiba…unique
…amazing…kahanga-hanga..may sariling buhay…kumbaga sa pelikula…tumatabu sa takilya…kumbaga sa kanta…platinum hit..kumbaga sa alahas mataas ang uri…kumbaga sa pag-ibig..MTB(meant to be) adoy… at kumbaga sa concert…may REPEAT lan naman….o ay saan pa kayu?….at maski na saan ka pa makarating….babalik at babalik ka pa rin sa BALER.. de pedeng de..

hindi nauubusan ng energy…daig pa baga ang enervon saka pharmaton saka redbull?
hindi nawawala sa tyempo…swak na swak pa
laging nasa usu…de nahuhuli…de napapunta sa row 4 hehe
magagaling at maipagmamalaki…naks…ay baka deee haaa!!

de natatapus ang tribya…ituluy natin…tana da…

tumabsung sa puduk
magpendok sa ilug ng bayan
mag kes-sel ng but-ung pakwan at kalabasa
maglogkog ng niyug
mag e bulal-la…ay bakit naman rambutan na tawag ninyu…ay bulal-la iyan
magpungkit ng kidya(pag kalamansi tawag ninyu de kayu taga ritu hehe)
mag-ipon ng patoboan
magkayas ng palapa gawing walis ting-ting
mag e tistis na gagawing sinelas
mag-e bangyasan
mangalap ng kahoy pamalit sa ina-anay na haligi
magtanim ng bakawan
mag ulam ng ipun
mag antipara ng hipon
makinig sa huni ng tuwaw sa madaling araw
mag-ingat ang mga may anak na maliit at baka masingitan ng unga
magmura sa kek-kek… ay aswang daw iyun diumanu
magpilas ng maliit na papel at itapal sa nuu ng sinisin-uk na bata
ipasu-ut ang porselas na itim at pula sa bata pangkontra sa amas

magtanghalian sa banak house
mag isnak sa MOJ
mag XTJ
bumili ng pangregalu sa Lala…sa may parke o de kaya sa may carmel
bumili ng ulam sa rolling store…ng papaitan kala Ka Luis Poblete
mag order ng leche plan…rebosadu saka tikoy kay Ate Guy
ng tocino kay Ate Nory…ng halaya kay ate angge
ng donut ni Mang Zapanta
ng chiffon cake na may pineapple sa ibabaw kay Ka Cely na may tindahan sa may ospital
at ng creamy spaghetti ni Ka Willy sa sayans

ng walis ting-ting kay Maria na kapatid ni Andy na anak ni Anang Basa
bumili ng baguung ni Ka Nimeng sa Sabang..pampataba ng baboy
susutin si balagbag…lasing at boknoy
loko-lokohin si pitimini

makinig sa tunug akaw ni Eric F.
sa JO pinoy itu ni dobol Mike
mag request ng bryan adams songs kay DJ suzette
magitla sa balita ni jason de asis
at abangan ang komentaryo ni Ka Rodger

maglaru sa parke
magbadminton sa ascot
magpa hire ng bisikleta…karamihan sa mga bata maalam mag bike
manood ng district at provincial meet…palagi na laang maulan
pagkatapus na pagkatapus ng meet…bigla ng sasangit dyableg
magbaratilyu ng sangkaterbang naptalina
magpahingutu kay Ka Kikay kaysa maghiniksik maghapun

mag-sig-ang ng kitang o midyad at lahukan ng kabatiti
mag-abang ng tangi-gi, alguron,espada, usot..o edoy sa palengke
mamakyaw ng dorado para gawing fish fillet
maglumpiang ubud
maggata ng kalabasa na may lahuk na inihaw na salmuneti
magpitpit ng apayongan
magpalatok ng saging na talipan
magpakbit ng madaming hagud at ilutu sa palayok
mag-adobong kangkung o adobong sitaw pamparayoma
magpiritu ng talung
magpaksiw ng bangus
mag-ganga ng bunud
maggawa ng nasa long neck na suka na may sili na madaming paminta saka bawang
mag-ulam ng ubud (talbus ng uway) templahan ng baguung na ck saka sibuyas at kamatis
magginapgap…damihan ng talbus ng maragoso saka taba ng babuy
mag-asay ng piri-piri
alam na alam mu pa rin ang mga pangalan ng mga tinapay
putuk,binulaklak, pandilitu, pianono, abaw,pandi-coco,hopya, bakya, banana,tayinga,
monay, mamon,bibingka,pandilimon,dama-dama, kalihim saka hebok-hebok

mag arbor ng jacket saka sombrero sa division meet
mag-alkansiya ng kawayan bung-bung o de kaya pinagbasiyuhan ng
johnson na polbo o de kaya budda at pag malapit ng mapunu…
ay may magkakasakit na….tsk…tsk
mag-uwi ng pasalubung galing sa tapusan…tinapay, pansit, suman…putu at kutsinta
magpulut ng bunga ng talisay sa central
paramihan ng nabunut na balugdangan at ipakita kay Mr. Terry Lopez

makipagbabag sa panunuud ng championship sa laban ng….
bullets vs. parkenians…akaw kaninu ka kampi? sinu ang kras ninyu nuun?
dumayu sa paglalala sa pulu…makaka 10 sumbrero ka hanggang umaga
mag-alaga ng baboy..pag malaki na at ipagbibili na lahat na kayu sa
bahay nag-iiyakan…awang awa na kayu o ay talang magkakapera kayu
maging abay sa kasal….abay na laang ng abay yang batang iyan anu?
maghingi ng bukinggan saka amarillo o pakupak at gawing rama sa Mayo
mapasali sa flores de mayu…”payag ka laang nini maski de ikaw ang kareyna-reynahan?”

mag-iyakan sa kakapakinig ng dula sa radyo…nakapasakit kuya eddie!!saka itu ang palad ku
matakut ng hustu sa gab-i ng lagim…maski de mu nakikita nginig ka sa takut
makinig ng basketball sa radyo na pupugak-pugak na inaagaw pa ng intsik
magpaumaga sa kakapanuud ng stage show pag piyesta
magkanta ng mga hits ni eddie peregrina…lahat na kanta sa amateur iyon ang mga kanta
memoryahin ang mga kanta ni yoyoy villame…saka ni fred panopio (in every afternoon 3 o’clock..
i read your letter ahayy sa may bintana ahayy sabay ang luha)

maglista ng mga kras simula nun elementary…tanda pa ninyu?
umistambay sa dadaanan ng mga teacher para maamuy ang kanilang mga pabangu
maging ninong/ninang sa sankaterbang inaanak…sa puntian…munting gasang..tirung..digisit
o ay sa anu nga magawa mu ay gustu ka nilang kunin de ka naman nagpresenta….kaya…
pinagtataguan mu na sila pag pasku..
bumili ng papel de hapon, balutan ng yema, kartolina, art paper kala Inang Atta
bumili ng mga notebook na golden gate na kulay brown yung medyo maiitim ang pages
kala Inang Juling Lumasac…nagtitinda din siya ng siopo na may libring sauce
tuwang-tuwa ka na pag binigyan ka ng dalawang piso ng nanay mu sa bethday mu
at masayang-masaya ka pag kinantahan ka ng happy birthday “na usol” ng mga
kaklase mu hiyang-hiya ka pa sa pagsasabi ng…..thank you mam…thank you classmates!!

mag-ab-ab ng apatut…bandang huli de raw pala itu nakakaigi
magsangag ng kapeng bigas…pagkainum mu masakit na likud mu
mag order na lan daw ng Noni Juice kay Mam Guerrero
magtelegrama sa RCPI…isang linggong delay…nanditu na sa Baler yun tinelegramahan
de pa nadating yung telegrama niya dyaski
magpadeliver ng social telegram pag valentine at pasku
magpadamay ng pera…ulam…upuan.. damit.. sa mga luluwas…akaw ay mas marami ka pang padala kaysa dun sa pinagpapadamayan mu hehe
mag-karoling pag gab-i ng bagong taon at mag-uwi ng napakadaming..pinilag, patupat at tinapay na may ling-ga

manirador..magsulpak at balahan ng lase-lase, potat o madre kakaw
mag e pulew-pulew…asos ambilis ng ikot parang elesi
magsumpit at balahan ng but-u ng tagbak
magpatarayog ng sarapesap o boka-boka sa tubigan
maggawa ng trak-trakan na gawa sa poyung
maglaro ng jackstone…pick-up stick, domino, chinese checker…medyu maigi-igi kayu
o mag plastic balloon o de kaya bazooka
pagngatain ng bubblegum na tarzan ng iyung lola para ipandikit sa butas na palanggana
saka arinola
idang-dang sa gasera ang ballpen na BIC..bic orang-ge para sumulat pa raw
maski wala na tinta
mag-amit sa pagsakay sa ferris wheel sa peryahan at manginig sa takut dahil
ayaw ka na ibaba nung dyasking operator

magkulay ng lips na kendi sa mga bibig
maglagay ng but-u ng lukban sa may gilid ng mata para magmukhang mutain
bumili ng maskara ni zuma
makipagtaguan sa may monrio
makipagpitik bulag kay Pepsi
makipagbobulan kay Deo
mapabalinuknuk sa sobrang likut
mapaiput sa iskul sa sobrang daming kinaing mani
mabu-ris sa kakakain ng nangka…lukban at pinya..nagbabag na sila sa tyan
antakan ng sakit ng ngipin sa kakakain ng tira-tira saka bilug na ubi at sampaluk na bomba

makipanuud ng TV kala Ka Tering Rivera ng six million dollar man at saka flordeluna…
ay ariyo pag bigla ng pumula ang ilaw ng TV ibig sabihin wala ng kargang bateri at
kailangan ng ipakarga kala Puyat.
makisilip sa colored TV nila Ka Gita sa may long distance
sumali sa parisibi na 21 inches na black and white TV ni Ka Linda Avellano
maki atteg sa view master ng kaklase mu na pasalubung sa kanya ng tito nyang nasa abroad
maki-usyoso sa mga tindang ipit ni Mrs. Guerrero
maghatid agad ng bilao ni Ka Nesing sa canteen
magtinda ng pastilyas,mani saka yema
unanin ang libru sa pagtulug para madaling maisaulu ang niririview
ibilad ang baterya ng radyo lalu na kung mahina na itu para makapakinig pa rin ng zimatar
saka tagani..kaya kami laging nahuhuli sa pagpasuk sa hapun maski pa aku makurut ni Miss Julio
ay ayus laang

mangolekta ng cassette tapes…nagtitipid sa iskul.. de nabili ng pantalon…dilis lang ulam…pero nuknukan ng dami ng tapes…hehe
manghiram ng gown…ng barung…ng sombrero kaysa sa bumili pa anu
magpaturu ng sayaw kay Mrs. Belita Sinsay at Mr. Vener Ritual
magpaturung mag english kay Mrs. Diding B. Sindac
kuhaning Ninang at Ninong sa kasal si Mr. & Mrs. Angel & Raquel Palacios..pinapahiram
pa nila ang kanilang kotse para maging bridal car..may sabit pa saka regalu..
magpa bible service kay Kuya Danny Gonzales…kala ku nga ay pari siya nun una
magpa mass commentator kay Ate Iding Sotero
magpahatid ng komunyon kay Ka Teddy Dejoras

mag-order ng galyanera o cleopatra kay Ka Ledwin
o de kaya ng headboard kay Ate Liliosa
o kaya yung puru ukit na pintu kay Kapitan Ed Bihasa
magpagawa ng pinggan na yari sa tikiw kay Ka Emma at Ka Simon
magpagawa ng lapida sa buhangin
mangolekta ng koronang tinik at san francisco
mag cross-stitch maghapun magdamag para madaling matapus…pati mga lalaki maalam din
magpa frame kay mang carding
magpa-gapas kay Mang Basing
mag-utang ng tatiana na pabango o sabun na imported na dove kay Cha Nini Buenconsejo
o de kaya ng alahas kay Ka Nita Ruzol
mag-order ng mga panghaplas…epicasent oil o asete de mansanilla kay Mrs. Bautista
magpaanak kay Mrs. Rubio…kay Inang Senta o kay Ka Anding Mostoles

magtahip ng bigas ng may tunug(pag wala ka tunug de ka maalam) para
maalis ang at-ta saka binlid
sa pagkakayud ng niyug na panggata dapat may tunug din
magtuhug ng ilang-ilang at mag-aspili ng espimosa na may bulaklak na rose
o de kaya rosal (corsage) para sa iyung kababata na gagraduate
mag e sanga ng kape at balutan ng sangkaterbang bulak…aysos may krismas tree ka na
mag-ipon ng pinagbalatan ng kendi at lagyan ng batu….panggsabit sa krismas tree
magsindi ng king-ki saka ibat-ibang kulay ng gasera
medyu maigi kayu pag may de gasa
magtempla ng kape sa kop na may paknit
magdinoydoy…abokadu na dinukduk sa basu
magpala-oya ng baka kay Ka Dop-po o de kaya magpalutu ng lagyu
magpalutu ng pugita at bistik kay Ti-u

magkulador..wiwisikan ng tubig at bibilutin ang damit bagu plantsahin
bawal maghindas pagkatapus mamalantsa (kung ayaw mu madimonyu)
magpalpuk para maalis ang namuk…(lamok para sa mga depuntu na de naluwas)
maglagay ng langis sa pinggan na losa o plastik at ihaplit-haplit sa hangin para
makahuli ng madaming namuk
umistambay sa koprahan para kunyari tutulung sa pagtatapas…peru wag ka…de po kari
maghihingi laang pala ng tubu
maghihiyaw sa loob ng tapayan..akaw na echo ang boses mu
magbilad ng kalib-kib para gawing padikitan
tumapak sa mainit na buhangin tuwing umaga sa labasin pampaigi ng rayoma
magkarburu ng lakatan, tordan,ipit-ipit,senyorita,bungulan at saba sa garung
mag e-mura sa kalewan
mag garden sa likud ng bahay
de kompleto ang halaman sa bahay kung wala kang palmera o de kaya pasgak o dapu
de kompleto ang pasku mu pag wala kang mansanas na papasku ng mga amerikanong pari…
pagkatapos na pagkatapos ng misa sa mismong araw ng pasko ay pipila ang mga bata dahil
may papasko na toothbrush, mansanas at kendi
de kompleto ang pagkabata mu pag de mu natutuhan ang pagtula ng “all things bright and beautiful and saka “a tree by joyce kilmer”…o nakalimutan na?

kalugin ang niyug ng maalman kung luuy na
magpagas ng nilagang bayabas sa garut na de na naigi
magpurga ng tangulu
magtanim ng kolantro gamut sa kupu
mag e petal ng rose at itapal sa de na naiging ngewet (singaw)
o di kaya abangan ang bula ng sinaing at ipahid sa ngewet
uminum ng roya true orense saka kumain ng nilagang itlug para lumabas ang kupu…asos pa tigdas yung iba
maglaga ng dahun ng mangga o talbus ng maragoso gamut sa paus o ok-ok lugka ang plema
mag e lit-lit ila-ib at itapal sa nasakit na likud
mag-ipon ng mga sinaunang bariya at ipagawang sing-sing saka kwintas
magsimpan ng pera sa ilalim ng kumut sa kaban
magpagamut ng balkas kay Ka Soling
ng la-su kay Ka Magda at Ka Rolan Palispis

magpabasbas ng bagung biling Poppo, suub, almasiga sa gabi ng sabadu de glorya
mag novena kay San Roque para sa mga sakit…kay Poong Bato sa mga kalamidad
mag-alay ng itlug sa simbahan para humiling na humintu na ang dayiding ulan
o de kaya kung may napakaimportanteng okasyon..maghagkis ng malibag na
damit ng may paadhika sa bubung ng bahay para de raw umulan..subukan ninyu hala

mag-utang ng iyero kay Ka Poleng Cordial
ng samentu sa F Lega Enterprises
ng lawanit sa Banahaw
ng pintura sa Trans Aurora
ng tamsi o kawil sa JARPEL

makipagtawaran sa mga negosyanteng insik..
Ka Engga…tito nila Isa Tan
Mang Telon…tatay ni Gov. Luis S. Etcubañez
Teyam-in..asawa ni Ka Milya
Mang Orhe…asawa ni Ka Pining…bi-anan ni Dra Ma. Pura

sumaka sa bukid at sumakay sa kareta…pag biglang humintu ang kalabaw…ay tiyak makatai!!
manginig sa takut sa mga limatik
mag-ulam ng inadwasang gabi at inihaw na pakoy
magmeryenda ng binanging mais at kamuti
bumili sa panideriya ni Kinsing at Ka Jose
magpakabusug sa pansit ni Kodyang

umakyat sa bubung ng bahay at ipihit ang antena para makuha ang chan 7
para makapanuud ng knight rider
magtakaw ng sapak talaga saka lucy na kornik
mas masarap kumain sa saha sa kasalan kaysa sa pinggan
maghaplit-haplit ng dahun ng saging sa sahig para lalung kumintab

pag sinabing matalab….de iyun natimu o natalab
pag sinabing nag-ngi-ngisi si bambino…nag-iiyak iyun hinde patawa-tawa
pag tinanung kung sinu ang kataratu mu? ay sinu raw ang kausap mu
pag sinabihan ka ng hiduk o uris….utu ka o de kaya sira ulu ka
pag daretdet ka saka nililimbun-limbun ibig sabihin antuk-na antuk ka nuun
pag muyas-muyas para lan din iyun kaput-kaput saka kampat-kampat

mga de mu makalimutan nun bata ka:

ng muntik ka na makalumud ng holen
ng mabuli-buli ka
ng nakainum ka ng gaas
ng mapilayan at humanga ka kaya ka umigi ay dahil sa dahun ng saging
na de na napihit maski ubud ng daming langis na inilagay
saka papainumin ka laang ng seven-up na may hum-hum ay iigi ka na
magpapatawas ka laang at pagkasuub mu para ka ng nagdahilan ay samantalang
de ka na makagulapay

pag ang mga taga Baler ang nanunuud ng palabas na tahimik sila
saka de napalakpak ibig sabihin….hangang-hanga sila sa panuurin….peru pag maingay
saka nagwawawarang sa ingay….asos de ka nila type….umuwi ka na…atti-lauy..ansama
naman pala nyan….nag-aksaya lan tayu….pero ngay-un medyu iba na rin ang sep-ra
napalakpak na sila saka pinapakita na nila kung gaanu sila magpahalaga sa mga kakayahan
o talent ng mga tao sa paligid nila..

pede laang pong magdagdag mga abay…kasamahin…tsokaran…mga baet!!



Posted on : 10-03-2009 | By : | In : anything BALER

Tribyut to Baleriano’s
Book 2…..arre…akaw
(de itu nauubus pake)
apo ni ka ode

Halina’t alalahaning muli
Ang mga bagay na magpapasaya

At mag papa utut….sa inyu… sa kakatawa

Makipag bebel-le (bahay-bahayan sa iba)
Magtakayad ng bau o kawayan
Makipagtaguan at umuwi na sa bahay…pahirapan
ang taya sa paghahanap sa iyu, ande niya alam
maluwalhati ka na palang tulug sa inyu hanap pa
rin siya ng hanap…

Magkulut gamit ang tangkay ng kamuting kahuy
asos ay lahat na batang babai nuun… kulut gawa nitu

Makipaglaru ng “gurung-gurung” nag-aanu ka po?

Makipag salubibay 200…may dalawang punung saging
namunga…at nanupling…isang dalagita’t isang
dupling…susuut ang may gustu ang ayaw ay
tumakbu…bokalbu ginataang munggo ang tatay
mung kalbu…dyableg wala katuturan anu?

O de kaya pag medyu sosyal ka.. dun ka sa may lubid
na luluksu-luksu sa saliw ng I lab u telepon…telepon
bi en bot, bot en vi…sharon…sharon lab gabby

Magkipag syato…banggil, teks at mag-ipun ng mga
kaha ng sigarilyo…pinakamataas yung Philip pinaka
mababa yung kaha ng champion tama baga?
Mangolekta ng litid…(rubber band) akaw nakasampay
yung mga naka tirintas na pinagsama-sama ang kulay
magkabakas si Fr. Boyet saka si Eric F.

Magpakog-kog sa bayatu…ay may araw din iyan sila!!

Mag e bayabas sa may ilug ng Kinalapan….ay ho-a
andami nuun…may malaki pa kaming bakid na
lalagyan, nalagtas na ang balikat ku sa big-at!

Makipag pusuy dos…gred two pa laang si ela at nani
natatalu na nila yun Nanay ni Josefa dyableg oo!!

Yabat-yabatin ng Nanay at Tatay dahil de na nauwi sa
kakalaru pag sabadu’t linggo yun pala dumayu na sa
Buhangin at dun na pala nakikipag tat-seng, sinu-sinu kaya itu sila?

Magluksung tinik…mag piko na pagandahan pa ng
pamatu na galling pa sa Dikaloyungan

Mag Chinese garter at magalit sa iyu lahat na kalaru
mo, binababag ka na nila dahil ubud ka ng galing at de na sila makabatu…
o ay paanhin mu nga iyun anu..

Kagatin ng asu sa tubigan….ka sho-shor cut…akaw
ay wala pa nga ten minits nasa Central ka na pag
ditu ka dumaan.

Magdala ng nangka sa iskul…at itanggi na ikaw ang
may dala…yum pala ibibigay mu laang kay Ma’am…sipsip dyaski!

Matuwa ng umaatikabu pag ikaw lagi ang inuutusan ng
titser…ibig sabihin sa iyu ang karangalan na…

MAPAGKAKATIWALAAN….sasabitan ka ng ribbon
na red de baga?
Managhili sa mga kaklase mu na naka gregg shoes
saka naka happy feet…ibig sabihin mayayaman
sila at ikaw naka spartan laang na sapatos saka
Chinese shoes na lokal pa…ayus laang baet!!

Mag-imut na magpatulad sa Math..saka magpahingi ng papel
sa seatmate na may kras sa iyu peru ipinag papalal-lo mu na
may isang tablang pad ka na wala pa kabawas-bawas..
ang maimut kakainin ng uwak de baga?haha

Umulopsak sa panuuran pag tayu mu dupelakin ka na

Magselaput ng santan
Mag-asay ng latik
Makipag dakmaan ng mainit na kanin sa taga Buhangin
Makinguya ng isang buung sapsap sa mga taga sabang
Makatapak ng bomba sa tibag haha
Maglamug sa danaw…pag uwi mu tamtamin may kani-kani ka na..ubud ng kati
Mag-usyoso sa babag…alam na alam mu agad istorya

Magtabi po nunu pag nasa gubat-gubat
Mag pwe sopla pangontra sa balis o bonog
Magsisik-sik ng lubigan sa nasakit na ngipin
O de kaya magmumug ng tubig na may asin…asos ay nakaaparta? ay de…

Mag bol-les….attanu sila lang ang marunung mag shower anu
Magtayong-tong sa upuan
Mag ngisi (iyak…palakat) pag sobra ang kalasingan
Makipag inuman kay Kakka Isid….akaw laban ka? may medal itu sa pagiging mag-iinum
Maglaklak ng tuba…kasamahin aysos weredwed ka pag uwi mu

Magpulut ng uyu o kayakas
Magpahamug ng itlug na netib at ipaiinum ay may de na naiging tilhak o halak
Kalbuhin ang bata na may de na naiging garut sa ulo o bong-got
Mag e papayang hilaw na madagta at igis-gis sa may an-an (akaw hapdi dyableg)

Magpa epong-epong
Magpa ek-kke

Mag kel-kel ng anak
Magpabandiyo pag may padating na bagyu…de nga natutuluy pag minsan
Manlibri ng pamasahe
Makipag atag
Mag dispo sa lahat ng matatanda
Mag-ambag sa patay at may pakasal
Magpasabaw sa kapit-bahay

Mag gantsilyu ng kortina
Magbadbad ng ritasu
Maglala ng banig
Magborda ng punda
Mangolekta ng swalok

Magsuman sa lihiya
Mag eskabetche
Mag kulunggu
Mag maha blanka
Mag adobong talung na madami ang hipon saka liputuk
Mag-gisa ng upu na may halung ligo o hokaido
Mag tep-tep ng baguung

Magpagupit kay Erwin Belen
Magpa hot-oil kay Ate Aida
Magpaigi ng alahas kay Ka Felix
Mag order ng miki kala Ate Ellen Cabo

Magpaturungku kay Ka Benny Sindac
Magpaturu ng Math kay Ka Talyo Hernandez
Ng Industrial Arts kay Mr. Amatorio
Ng koros kay Mr. Galban

Makikikain o makitagilid sa kabarkada
Mag -umang ng sapatus sa kapatid
Makipag alay lakad na de na nadating sa pupuntahan
Makipag daran (old style party)

Makipag dagtuan…pinakamalapit na napuntahan sa Tirung..pinakamalayu..Diyerabasin…akaw!
Makipag “box social”
Magharana sa Obladi at maglakad pauwi sa Dilod…lapit laang

Mag-gapu, magkopa,magpaldiya,maglupi,magsuksuk, maghikit,mag-gitas
magbuli at saka pa laang maipagbibili para may pang matrikula na si Tita Lol
Sumali sa beredem…sikat ka pag ikaw ang may hawak ng malaking bumudum
Mapiling majoret.. ay ubud ng kinis ng legs mu anu nga po Mrs. Cathy Abuan-Ong

Magmadyong na walang angatan….umaga na uli de pa nauwi
Mamakyaw ng syoktong
Nag-istak ng lambanog
Mag-utang ng kwatro cantos
Mamili ng bote

Bansagan ang mga apilidu..syana kayu….peace po!!

Friginal- Atang-ya
Guerrero- Bingi
Gutierrez- Tagiti
Hermenigildo- 75
Julio- Bakal
Nacino- Ungge
Nortez- Amas
Ruzol- Asero

bwahahahaha huwag po kayu magagalit….katuwaan laang arehe!!

sa lahat ng mga nag kat-nig…at nag react ditu….tenk you!!

Aileen Mendoza-Amat, Fitz Gerald Sindac, Fe Ritual, Rene Ortomio, Foy
Mirandilla,Endek Poblete,Lyn Kuizon-Dukha,Dina Rivera-Daguman,Lading
Villas-Bihasa, Amy P. Villas, Eben Tangson, Maring P. Villas, Yolly
Friginal-Angara, Nani Amat,Ulysess Castroverde, Enica Bonifacio
Pimentel, Ersi Querijero,Kidlat Gonzales, Karl Amatorio, Nekay
Fernandez,Raygan Palispis, Joaz Kuizon, Analyn Reopta,Lysander
Querijero, Ayie Pimentel, Joel Tecuico, Roy Buen, Ronald Fontanilla,
Isa Tan, Riza Pajarillo-del Rosario,Pacing Tolentino,Linda
Guerrero-Hernandez, Rory Palispis,Efren Abion, Alan Ibale, Emil Maure,
Lolit Dulay, Alfie Namoro…wala sana nakamimutan hehehe

tribyut to Baleryano’s


Posted on : 05-03-2009 | By : | In : anything BALER

(a tribyut to BALERyano’s)
-apo ni ka ode-

Tayu na’t magpiknik sa Kalewan
Mag-e katid sa tulung ni Ka Bener
Asiman ng lamunyaw o kabulaw
Tunay nga namang ika’y mapapa akkaw

Mag sig-ang ng paraw na may pang asim na ngarit-ngit
Mag tatak ng pilaway
Pumunta sa Dibitognin at kumuha ng bitanga
Magsunggkit ng katt-ing… dapa
Magsangag ng kimpi

Mag-ihaw ng pakoy

Mag e paku sa ulanggu
Magtaktak ng buting
Magsitsaron ng kibit ( huwag pakainin ang mga may hika)
Put-tewan ng susu
Mag e angluy o ulabas sa tekewan
Mag ihaw ng singkag at usot
Kunutin at higupin ng malakas ang tunug

Magbabad ng nami
Maghukay ng araru
Pasarapin ang tinolang manuk
na may salay, malunggay at papaya

Magpiritu ng saba na walang asukar
Magtakaw ng pakaskas
Maggawa ng pakumbu
Magpolborun ng yelo korn

Magbahug ng kape sa kanin
Mag-ulam ng mantika na may toyo
Magkisa ng kamuti

Magbangi ng saba
Magpa-anggi ng gina-nga
Magsaing sa gata ng tulingan
Mag o-ngalib ng niyug
Magbagkat ng mani
Magpatupat…anu nga po Ka Pa-ul? (syaka na kay Ka Leonor)
Magsinukmani na may anis

Magselaput ng santan

Mag-asay ng latik
Magbinatug…mag putu maya

Magrewat-rewat ng ulam
Magpiritu ng okra
Magbinagu-ungang kamanggsi
Magmatam-is na rimas

Makipagdakmaan ng mainit na kanin sa taga Buhangin

Makinguya ng buong sapsap sa mga taga sabang

Makaapak ng bomba sa tibag bwahaha

Maglamug sa danaw

Mag-usyoso sa babag

Magtabi po nunu pag may nakikitang punsu

Mag pwe sopla pangontra sa bolog

Magmumug ng hagunoy (gamut sa tonsil)

Magsisik ng lubigan sa ngipin na nasakit


Magpakog-kog sa bayatu

Magtayong-tong sa upuan

Mag-ngisi (iyak) pag matindi ang kalasingan

Makipag-inuman Kay Kakka Isid sa San Luis

Maglak-lak ng tuba….(ay kasamahin ay tyak weredwed ka pag uwi mu)

Halina at magmeryenda kay Fermina
Pagpares-pares punta na kayu kay Ka Paloy
Mag goto kay Maryo
O di kaya’y mag sizzling sa La Chez…

Alalahanin ang linamnam ng suman ni Ka Nating
Ang pansit lug-lug ng Diosa’s Coffee Shop
Ang dinug-an ni Ka Piyanang
At ang pansit na may sabaw ni Ka Pertu
Pagkakain sa handaan….ay agad na aalis( Anu nga po Tata Dalis)

Magbangka at de magbadeyu sa Tibag
Umakyat sa parola

Tumawid sa roknet-roknet na “hanging bridge”
Magpalek-lek sa dike
At magpulut ng uyu at kayakas at gawing panggatung

Magpahamug ng itlog sa bubung at inumin sa de na naiging tilhak…o halak

Kalbuhin ang bata na de na naigi ang garut sa ulu o bong-got

Manguha ng papayang hilaw na may dagta at igis-gis sa may an-an (akaw hapdi dyableg)

Mag e katmun..buli..tagbak…alimuran..ibubug..kurombot..anggu..lipoti..malapasi..sapinit saka pungu
Maligu rin sa ilog ng bayan

Magpa ne-ut ng niyog kay taraok sa iba-ba…(hala ay syana kayu)
Mag-ibutol, magbulay,magpili, maglaga, magbatad, magbilad, mag-amyod at maglala ng sabutan bow!
Mangolekta ng pambuli…katangan…at hulmaan anu nga po Cha Lading?

Magpahangin sa fishport
Mag e pisepis sa munting gasang
Mangilaw o di kaya’y mangawil sa Cementu
At umakyat sa Ermita Hill ng may kaabrasyete…asos

Magpal-am sa niyug
Umadyu sa bayabas
Magpeyok sa lateris
Magdagtu ng galyang at saba
At adwasan ang o-ung

Mag ginat-ang bayabas
Ibahug sa mainit na tutung
Magbangi ng biningkit
At ibudbud sa sampuradung hinaluan ng kokoa na ubud ng pait

Mag order ng dinagtu kay Nana Pets
Magpa putu kay Ka Amor
Pagtinutuin si Ka Gelang
Mag sa-ad ng atsara.. o pinut bater kay Ka Pacing
Bumili ng kakanin kay Ate Nitra
Magpa keyk kay Ebeng

Atmagsisig kay ay-tok

Bumili ng langgunesa kay Aling Siming
Ng lamang luub kay ka Thelma
Mag hot pandesal sa Rellasiva at
O di kaya’y mag cheese bread sa Hokam

Mag smart groceret
Mag ice cream sa caltex….de ga-as saka gasulina ha?
Bumili ng butunis sa Charlie’s bazaar
Sadyain ang pakung bakya sa Dithas

Mag skateboard sa harap ng munisipyu
Mag- utang kay Tuwalya(mataas ang interes baet)
Mag ukay-ukay kay Rene at Ka Levi

Magpabasa ng pasyon kay Ka Tikka
Manuud ng Kumidya…at magkakaransa pagdating sa bahay
Gayahin ang pagiging mahinhin ng Princesa
At kung paanu magkokorebsaw ang Mora
Kabahan ng umaatikabu sa kintab ng mga itak
Magpa awit kay Ka Lading at Larry Marco
Magpadasal kay Ka Soto, Ka Banang at Ka Bale
Magrequest ng peborit mung song kay DJ Sabana
Makinig sa komentaristang si BR

Atmatulig sa kantang que…SERA sa probinsyal meet…(yun na lang ng iyun dyaski…..peru masaya anu nga Ka Poldo)

Magpatawas kay Konsehal Ben Mata
Magpa “midyum” kay Ka Ading
Magpahilut ng puntada kay Ka Ben
O magpa massage kay Roda
Magpakabit ng catv kay VM Pilot
Mag PX o red wine sa Yer
Mag halu-halu o lechon manok sa Mely’s
Magparebond kay Johndale
At umorder din ng Avon kay Ka Maring

Mag garlic chicken sa Bays Inn
Mag seafood chopsuey sa Gerry Shan’s Place
Mag palabok sa Jack and Jill
Mag cheeseburger kay Reggie
Magbakasyong grande sa Bahia o
Di kaya’y mag chek-in sa Amihan

I-friend si John Arcilla sa facebook
Magpabinyag ng anak kay Fr. Andy
Makinig sa sermon ni Fr. Alex
Makipag kwentuhan kay Fr. Boyet

Gawing reception ang AMCO at Moreno’s
Mag overnight sa Dikasalarin (huy de lam bawal)
Mag surf sa Sabang
Mag dive sa Anyaw
Mag jogging sa labasin
Magpalipas ng maghapun kala Ka Nenita sa Puntian
I-istok si Jericho Rosales kun sinu kasamang chick
Arkilahin ang sound system ni Ka Alma (SLN)

Magpaturu ng talumpati kay Ka Benny
Ng history kay Mrs. Mesina
Ng piano kay Mrs. de Asis
Ng koros kay Mr. Galban (SLN)

Ng Math kay Mr. Talio Hernandez

Ng Industrial Arts kay Mr. Amatorio

Ng banda kay Tomo at Alpons
Makipag oron kay Tya Rosa
Makinig sa kwento ni Ka Celeb…ska magpa-igi rin ngREMS
Umorder ng buhangin saka hollowblocks sa vanmarville

Makipagbulaanan sa kapatid ni Amy( sa Baler mayrun bata…walang problema sa buhay-buhay)
At mag-atab…atab…magkaput-kaput ng tula…ehem!!

Magtoka-tok sa iskool
Baratin ang prutas kay Yolly
Mag-iskrambol sa Kabiran (o ay datay dun pa tayu dadayu)
Makipag tong-it sa Pingit (saan? Sa Dipanamianan o sa Dau?)
Makipag binggo sa kurba
Magpa albularyu sa matinik (akaw lapit laang ni Ka Iting na taga dike)
Magpapalansta kay Ka Soling saka magpagamut sa balkas…akaw ay talented!!
Magpalala ng sumbrero kay Ka Julita o de kaya sa Pasalubung Center kala bebi
Magpakuha ng pelisyokin o alikek na balutan ng pinilag kay Ka Taptap
Mag relax sa Clemente’s…andun lagi si Ka Tam-me na tatay ni Noel

Mag internet sa Burgos at Rizal Sts.. ubud na sila ng dami
Muling ibalik sa gunita ang panunuud ng sine sa 4M at Georgina
O di kaya’y ang panunuud ng betamax sa pawnshop sa Suklayin
Tumubus ng retratu kay Mang Carding na walang antisipu
Magpa xerox sa Virben’s
Bumili ng tubig kay Pandus o kay Kap….ng gasul kay Cicil
Mag Rosie’s batik na
Magpatahi ng gown kay ka Carmen
At magpasayaw sa Nais ng Ina sa pangunguna ni Ka Ott-tik

Makipag purisiyon sa Biyernes Santo
Matakut sa mga pinitensya
Humalik sa Poong Santong Tierro
At magsimba sa beach sa pasko ng pagkabuhay(sana po wag umulan)

Humanga sa paintings ni Jeho

Pikturan ang obra ni Vincent at Roy
Suportahan ang batang baler ni Kidlat
Basahin ang mga artikulo ni Poppo Olag
Kumanta sa kundiman ni Jo Mora
Mamasyal sa museo

Panuurin ang mga shows ni Metong sa kapusu…asosss
Mag pa “cute” sa banda ng Blue Island
Kumanta ng usol sa bidioke ni appey

Wag kalimutan ang “timeless tales of Tantul”
At ang malamig na boses ni Ka Em-moy
Ang unang sinehan ni Hunas at ang nasunug na Lopez cinema
at yung Paraiso theater sa Suklayin (1.50 lang bayad nuun)

Ang akaw….u ari…ikaw ta ay…makimuka… baga
toprak, bayuyuk..alingeg…abyad..daretdet..katnig..wakawak
garagal…daplag..aruparup…saluput…dep-pot, muyas-muyas,
nililimbun-limbun… maraming marami pang iba!!

Asos… ay sang ka pa baga pupunta niyan?
Ay makimuka…sang ka pa naman dadayu?
At-tes ay wag naman na kayung magdepuntu da
Ay akaw kung anu ka naaa
Datay naitu na lahat…ansaya pa
Sam pa?….o ay di sa……BALER!!
Kayu ta naman ay…siyemplu Ka Deko!!

kaya wag naman na kayu magpaka “me” o de kaya u as in kumusta na u?…nasan na u?…kumain na u?……magka q sa halip na ku….ayaw q nga eh… sa text…ay pakialam ku laang baga kung de aku nag me-me o u o q sa text…basta ang katwiran ku ta ay

de tayu iyun saka de sa atin iyun mga baet!!

bakaaaaa deeeeeee!!!

baet sinu sa inyu marunung mag rap? akawsigi na subukan ninyu da!

the 11th commandment (thou shall not get caught)


Posted on : 05-02-2009 | By : | In : EMOTE ka dyan!!

It maybe a little bit OT to blog about this…hmmm…who am i to talk about this? such a very controversial and delicate topic at hand…as yknow I’m not really in a position to blurt something like infidelity chuvaness, haleerrr, am I just lucky to spare myself in this brouhaha? So what’s the fuss on this 11th commandment? Yes, everyone is so aware with this….we hear it often as in everywhere…ehem… and women who could live dangerously or do anything behind the backs of their wives….husbands….girlfriends…boyfriends…as long as they didn’t get caught?! aha does that mean that they have to wear a bullet proof vest or a heavy duty helmet? if you know whatta i mean..haleerrr…..bwehehehe

We hear thousands of stories of fooling around here, there and super everywhere!! But hey don’t worry I’m not going to document some complex juicy details on some people i knew….harhar as if i have a wealth of info about it…joke…whehehe …Men more often than not tend to brag this constant supply of affairs boastfully, and to hear them retell their exploits….sexual…amorous, so you get the idea huh? a kind of comic relief of some sort….you’d like to think that maybe they were created as houdini of romance….always at the end, they get a super big laugh out of it, always able to slip and getting away with it with flying colors nyeyeye yes but not all the time? right?

The tales of cheating and their dalliances and adventures have been here in our consciousness, men want to be a macho ghetto…it is pride to have all those affairs right in the middle of everything…..and the poor wife….some kind of pathetic-martryr wifey…if at all the wife finds out the truth and she has chosen to stay with the union, we cannot do anything about it. What should be more important to us mirons cannot always speak well with the other party, if she could live with lies tirelessly all her life well, that’s her call and even if we’re too concerned and loved our friend so much, we cannot do anything, praying for her is the best thing we can ever do for a moment…

Men have this master-of-the-universe conviction that they could manipulate the situation and be in control, maybe time has a better way of giving the answers…basta maKAKARMA din ang mga yan, wait lang tayu, darating din yun…wag tayu mainip tadann padating naaaa!!

soar high SUPER INGGO!!


Posted on : 10-01-2009 | By : | In : bongga ka DAR

DOMINGO ESARSA OLAYRES a.k.a. Ka Inggo as he fondly calls in the neighborhood is a native of Bicol and idolizes the people’s champ/pambansang kamao Manny Pacquio. He spends nearly all his life in farming. He was born on September 14, 1946 and married to Catalina Basia-Olayres, they have an adoptive daughter named Ara Mina who is in an incoming grade four pupil at Diego Ortiz Elementary School at Brgy. Pingit, Baler, Aurora.

He was awarded with 1.3643 hectares of land on July 1989 under the Emancipation Patent (EP) of the Comprehensive Agrarian Reform Program (CARP) and one of the early recipients of the program.

Farming is the only profession he knew as it is the single largest source of livelihood in the barangay as he worked hard in the field since childhood, he is a rice farmer at Sitio Dipanamianan, Pingit where a large number of agrarian reform beneficiaries reside. Ka Inggo and Ka Cina both in their 60’s is a picture of a happy couple who live in simplicity and humble ways, they are still both active in farming despite their age. Ka Inggo’s yield translates to 80 cavans per hectare as compared the last two year’s 60 cavans brought about by the adoption of the technology under the Integrated Pest Management Program (IPM).

His determination and solid hard work have reaped some gains making him equipped with farming implements like two (2) baby threshers and three (3) handtractors for hire. He also has three (3) carabaos, with three (3) push carts or kariton and owned a tricycle, being a man of few words we find it hard to let him talk about his other investments.

While rice is his main crop of production he also ventured into some high value crops in his backyard. He is also an active member of Saint Francis Development Cooperative (SFDC) which is one of the most sought after non-government organizations (NGOs) in Baler. Ka Inggo works his way to acquire a loan amounting to Php 100.000.00
for his backyard piggery from the said cooperative for being a member of good standing making him gain a thorough understanding that success in farming can be attained not just to one source only but to other ventures as well. He realizes in the long run that planting rice alone is not enough to cope with life’s hardships to sustain the needs of his family. He has also tried his hand on tilapia breeding but he fell short of what was expected due to unavoidable force mejure, but it didn’t stop him
from doing what he does best…improving his farming life through rock solid self-reliance.

Ka Inggo and Ka Cina enjoyed the daily pressures of maintaining the farm awarded to them while some farmer-beneficiaries cannot
cope with financial constraint due to high cost of farm productions he is on his best foot forward and for that he spells a big difference.